Horse Trade Theater Presents
A Very Yoga Christmas (5th annual)

Horse Trade Theater Presents:
A Very Yoga Christmas - 5th annual
Thursday December 20th
@ Under St Mark's Theater
94 St. Mark's Place, East Village NYC

doors at 8pm show at 9pm
$5 

Hosted by Joe Yoga
https://www.facebook.com/events/462946007077026

WE SAVED THE GREATEST PARTY OF THE YEAR FOR LAST!!

WE SAVED THE GREATEST PARTY OF THE YEAR FOR LAST!!
It's been a long, hard year. A year of hopes, dreams, triumph, loss, 
love, agony, music, laughter,, new friends, old friends, hard work, 
sleep (well, maybe not sleep)...

It's time to reflect. On the past year, on our hopes for the coming year, 
on family, on grace, on community, on our inner spirituality, on our 
place in the world and the value of our contributions to it.

It's a good time to give thanks to all that HOLY CRAP IT'S THE 5TH ANNUAL 
YOGA CHRISTMAS AND IT'S HAPPENING THE NIGHT OF THE 
MAYAN APOCALYPSE.

The 5th annual A Very Yoga Christmas
Under St Marks Theater 
94 St Marks Place
Thursday December 20th, 2012
Doors 8pm - Show 9pm / $5

The East Village's greatest annual Holiday party show extravaganza returns to Under St Mark's Theater for it's 5th glorious year. Hosted by Joe Yoga ans featuring a set by the world's greatest Rock and Roll band, Coach, this year's promises to be the greatest one yet. Also the Mayan Calendar ends at midnight, so you'll be among some of the best people with which to ring in either the end of the world or the dawning of a new global consciousness. Or Aliens!!

Livestream by www.neuralimprints.com

**SPECIAL MIDNIGHT SET BY TIM WARNER**

Featuring 
- State of the Union address by BZ Douglas
- a Steely Dan dance party from 8-9pm
- a double-blind Secret Santa: bring a gift/get a gift... they all go in a big box and then pick one at random later on in the show! This is always one of the biggest hits at Yoga Christmas so be sure to participate!
- Special Guests, Surprises, Raffles!!!
- and, as always, Free Cupcakes!

Coach

Coach is Joe Yoga (bass, vocals) and Andrea Dangerously (drums, vocals). Formed in 2006, Coach was initially conceived as a gimmick band. Since the band was comprised of only Joe, a bass player, and Andrea, a drummer, they decided to hit the town to become the greatest drum-and-bass outfit in the city. However, they ended up becoming the greatest rock and roll band in the world, and subsequently only allowed to play once a year. They take this opportunity to play at A Very Yoga Christmas. Since it's the greatest show of the year, Coach feels they fit right in.

2% from Coach! on Vimeo.